Googling Myself Is Terrifying

The first five pages are actually about me, sort of, which is honestly very upsetting. Ye Gods. People know I exist! How frightening! I'm practically "known" (which is sort of like being famous, but less extreme... my Aunt Susie was briefly "known" for protesting a totally unfair ban on kegs at her college).



Also, I don't know why I plan to join a convent if I ever become famous. It's very silly. Most nuns aren't even cloistered anymore. People would still be able to find me, tragically.

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